I wish I could make this stuff up

From a newspaper on a coffee shop table in CO (I'd link if I could):

Police Blotter
Aug 16, 9:39 p.m.

A 24-year-old man approached Sgt. XXX in the 400 block of West Main St. to make a report. The man stated that his ex-wife was supposed to leave pajamas for him on the hood of a truck in her driveway and that he was going to have someone pick up the pajamas for him so that he wouldn't be in violation of his restraining order. The man just wanted XXX to be aware of the situation.

Wouldn't you have thunk he'd have taken his jammies with him when he left???

This gem was followed by the same Sgt. dealing with a trailer full of "cow remains and producing a very foul smell..." that was going to be left until Monday as it was Sunday and "a responsible party could not be contacted".

Tough to be the residents of 200 Block North Grand Mesa Drive who were planning a bbq on Sunday night, eh?


Buena Vista will have to wait as I'm on a tear down in the basement. Anyone want any canning jars??

Still breathing.