Memo #2

Dear Mother Nature:

We seem to be having a slight difficulty coming to a mutual agreement re: appropriate weather for this time of year. To wit: once you get me sorted out for snow (boots, mitts, toques, shovels, ski wax all found and shovelling/skiing muscles warmed up) what's with the return of the rain??? Please get your sh*t together.

Or send me the name of your pool wrangler to help me with the one that keeps trying to establish itself on the (former) front lawn.

Yrs crankily,

Me

PS: If the snow disappears from the trails, I may have to take up your behaviour with your boss.....


Still breathing...